Curly Hair Tales

AfrikanLatina knew she was going to have to call for CurlyPolice backup... we have a code 50-11 in progress. She could always count on her fellow curlies for help. Less than 30 seconds later arrived...

Tia, LuvMe, ChrslvsBks, Dajewel, Afrikan,...

devised a plan to get rid of the perm and instill some knowledge on healthy, natural hair

but realized they needed to call on their secret weapon-Rock N' Natural Curls with her vast collection of shea butter recipes.

and together the curlies marched the streets of curlyville off to fight the band of permies and their evil leader... Beyonce..... [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

All of a sudden, the permies started to double, then triple....The curlies began to realized they were outnumbered but CurlyNikki had a plan....

She summoned Captain Planet and he made it rain on those "perms"
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(can ya'll tell that I am a visual person, LOL)

The permies began to scream and run for cover...

But not the Naturals because they were brave and no longer needed to run from the rain

The permies said "My hair, My hair...and ran to to find cover, but...

not fast enough for them to have major casualties. The curlies looked around the streets and saw around them remnants of permies crawling on the floor, disembodied and reaching for their now frizzy hair. All the while their leader stood unharmed...

"HA HA HA" she bellowed as she stood before the curlies, "did you think mere rain water would stop me!"

The curlies looked at each other bewildered. How is she not shriveling up like the others????

"Because of so many years of perms, I have learned to use weaves!!!! HA HA HAHA"

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As the curlies looked closer that could see Beyonce's weapon of weave. The curlies were stunned.

Beyonce swooped down on the curlies and said "Now I will use my booty-shaking powers to give all you ladies STRAIGHT hair, the way it was meant to be!" and the curlies were like "Oh no you don't, because we've got..."

the strength of all the Curlies born since the beginning of all time. What Beyonce didn't know is that around the world curlies actually aren't rare and with our collective powers we will.....

show you the beauty & strength found in natural hair, starting with your sister, SOLANGE!!!

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She said, "Not my sister, no no...she always wanted to be like me." She can't have her own idenity.
What...

happened next will shock you! From around the corner came Solange with long flowing straight hair..

with her new boo - Wale, with his thick locs...he had a secret glint in his eye

..he was planning on cutting Solange's hair again, 'cause he liked her better au natural. So he brought out the sheers...

and cut the mess out of her head!!!!!! I'M FREE SHE SCREAMED!!! FREE AT LAST, FREE AT LAST, THANk THE NATURAL gurls almighty, I'm free at last!

Beyonce's face turned all colours of the rainbow as she watched with horror. She had to do something so she..

SO SHE STARTED SINGIN........ IF YOU LIKE THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT A PERM IN IT! AS SHE THREW HER BOOTY AROUND, CREAMY CRACK CAME FALLING OUT OF THE SKY

WOOOOO-WHOOOOOO-HAHAHAHAHAHA! WOOOOOO-WHOOOOOOO-HAHAHAHAHA (with a sinister laugh while wringing her hands)

Everyone looked on in awe thinking to themselves, "Did that come from her booty?" gross

I'm glad...