Curly Hair Tales

In the mean time natural newbie was searching the CurlyNikki website looking for a way to care for her new natural hair when evil Kim caught glimpse of her hair!

"How dare you wear you natural hair!" Kim screamed at the top of her lungs.

"You need to check yourself BIG time and wear one of my beautiful wigs!" said Kim

Natural Newbie paused, looked Kim in the eyes and said "Who gon' check me boo?????"

[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]As Kim took of her hellish wig and attempted to throw it on her head.....

Then their friend Nenelisha said, "C'mon yall, don't fight here, let's take it to the parking lot, because Newbie girrrl, Kim told me your hair was looking DRRRY, you gonna take that???".....

Newbie caught a glance of her FLY TnC and said Kim u aint nothin but a Low Down Monkey with a Wig On.... and I'm am Curlicious...... [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Then Kim broke down crying and said, I am so sorry girl, I am just mad that Big Poppa said he was to busy with his wife to come and see my wig premier show. When I asked him why he said, " Damn Kim, I love you, you are my number one side chick, but to be honest, the hair in your wigs looks like 100% pure donkey hair, and I just can't have you embarrassing me like that..." So then, Newbie said, "Look, just because your wigs are sale for 2.99 at the Beautymart this week, don't displace your anger on me and my fierce locks!!! I can't believe you tried to do me like that, after I listened to your wack a$$ songs and everything!"

That is when Candy and her back up singers (notthecoolmom and sweetdrk1) began to sing...I fly above all the drama! I, I fly above! It's beneath me!

Stay tuned ..for next week's episode..when the background singers convince Dwight to help Sheree with her Spring clothing line to be premiered at the natural hair show in Afro Lanta... ..

However, this week there is still unfinished business with.....

With the wig situtation, I mean why nit take the time to...