Curly Hair Tales

Meanwhile...the ex's date was fuming watching this scene play out across the room.

realizing that perpetrating on her own natural hair is part of the reason why she can't find real men to treat her like a real lady

'she had to find out her adversaries secret so she decided to...

go online and look up any and everything curly and WOW guess what she found ???

CurlyNikki.com. She spent the entire day and night looking at the wonderful heads of hair featured on the site. She even noticed that...

naturals have more and better hairstyle options than those with permed hair.

She sat thinking to herself, "Wow! its time I jump on the natural hair bandwagon before I loose my hair and MY MAN!"

The ex's date was determined to have healthy hair and continued to learn more about it on curlynikki.com.

Meanwhile, the boyfriend....

was really trying to get back with sweetdrk1 cuz her hair and (now her spirit) represent everything that is lacking in his life and in current girlfriend: something new, fierce, different, unexpected, against the grain, not boring, exciting, etc!!

The ex-boyfriend sat puzzled and confused! "Man oh man, what is a brotha to do?" he thought to himself! He pulled out his phone and called up his best bud Marcus. The phone rang a few times and finally Marcus picked up the phone.

"What's up, this Marcus" Marcus answered.

"Dude, I really need some help man! Im in a really bad situation here!" said the ex!

"What's going on with you man?" said Marcus

The ex replied.....

"man, i saw sweetdrk1 today! she lookin' fly in her natural hair! i had no clue that natural would look this hot!! and her hair smell so good!! is so sexy!! man oh man, i made a mistake in droppin' her, and now i have to deal with (insert name for current girl) and her egg-smelling hair, don't touch my hair when i come from the shop, occassional weave-tastic hair and can't go swimming cuz of my hair self!" wuz a brotha to do??

Marcus replied "Look dude, I told you from the get-go Sweetdrk1 was a good one and you never should've let that go dog. I mean, she has a lot going for herself. Im sure guys are after her all the time!"

The ex interrupted..."Marcus, man...bruh that's the last thing I need to hear right now! You killing my spirits dog!"

Laughing Marcus replied "Sorry man! Look, here's what I think you need to do....

"first, understand and appreciate the following:

1)that all black people come in different hair textures WITHOUT the aid of the occasional sauteing in the creamy crack;

2) straight hair, when OCCASIONALLY flat ironed, hot combed, and NOT permed, is more healthy for the hair

3) healthy hair is an extension of a healthy lifestyle

4) kinks is equally beautiful as flat-ironed hair

"Okay I guess all that is true!" said the ex. "I just never knew that I would be this blown away by her! I mean, dude, her whole personality has changed! Now don't get me wrong, Sweetdrk1 has always been a diva, but man, Im telling you dog...she's now a DIVA to the 3rd power!"

Hahahahahaha! (Marcus laughing on the phone)

"Im serious man!" replied the ex. I mean she's more gorgeous than ever! And what Im I supossed to do man? I mean, I have a lady! And the bad thing is, is she was there when I saw SweetDrk1 dog! I know she saw how I was looking at her!"

Marcus replies "Awww man dog! She must have some kind of curl power on that head of hers for you to have fell for her like that!"

They both laugh!

The ex goes on to say, I don't wanna hurt my girl but....

"am thinking of either encouraging her to go natural or kick her to the side and get back with sweetdrk1. do you think she wants to get back with me?? i mean, she looked she was real liking herself with dude. is like she really moved on with me."

Marcus says "just like the perm, she is done withyou...

Meanwhile Curlynikki.com starting getting tons of new members everyday because...

people all over the world, from various backgrounds and classes began to realize that acceptance of ...

the hair that God gave them made them...

as well as the versatility being natural allows. I mean just check out this curly named...

tiashauntee - her hair is so full and thick, and her new avatar is hot, and there is this other curly name...

ChrsLvsBks, her hair is so beautiful. The versatility, the shine. Many log on everyday just to check out what she's up to. And her knowledge on hair care is out of this world. What if...

sistas like Chrs weren't willing to share..what if

there was no curlynikki?....don't want to think about it. but then again, what if there was no more blogs?

What if no1 had the heart to be different and explore God's gift...well since that is a fantasy. I would love to know how.....

would curly girls survie so we all meet up to start the new year and spread the word and than..

...in the midst of all this pondering a voice was heard. The words slurred a bit so it was difficult to make out. What was audible was the song playing behind the voice. 'dont be tardy for the party, wooohhh wooohh'.

the voice was Kim (from RHOA), natural hair's #1 enemy. Evil Kim was searching the curlynikki website for the right curly to kidnap. She planned on shaving the curly girl's head and making a wig from the beautiful locs! Good thing CurlyNikki was hip to Kim's game.