nubienatty

**buzz, buzz, buzz**

Hey Nubie, just seeing how you are doing today!

**waving from the end of the driveway**

Is that a wasp? I'm out here!!!

Nubie...you are too funny!

Love that pic!

hahahahahaha lynnie thats too funny! i havent seen them today mainly becuz i been sleep pretty much all day...however, i did see 2 stink bugs frolicking around in my basement...did they go undercover??? are those stink bugs wire tapped??? could they be related???

i cant let my guard down...every insect is a suspect!!! i know one thing...those stink bugs didnt live to tell the story . i cancelled them bytchez like nino brown!! **walking around the table w/rottweiler n chain links**

ok so i gotta do my monday post early becuz i have a busy day planned...or so i hope! im here at work now but once i leave i gotta take mason to school, probably come back home to take a nap and get up to get on the grind n exercise...im bout to be in FULL DIDDY MODE yall **take dat-take dat-take dat** and **skipping**

according to my weather app; its suppose to be 80 and raining! i HATE hot n humid temps but i got a feeling we're gonna have a hot azz summer. im gonna hit the gym or it may just be easier for me to hit the trail nearby for a 5 mi hike! EEEEK!! i cant afford a cheat day this week. im on a mission to lose at least 10lbs by my brothers graduation in June. did i mention he got prom king? he didnt even want to go to prom...dont ask..he's weird but i call him "eclectic"



anyhoo, i need to be able to fit into this dress i been dyin to get BACK into...plus i need to be on cougar patrol for these lil whipper snappers goin off to college...now i dont want them blowin their parents college money on me...but uh..im not responsible for them bein hypnotized by the sway of my hips ooooow!!

as for my hair...im so torn between my 2 challenges. i've been using my cd products for well over 30 days and im pretty SURE my hair LOOOOVES them, esp the tui smoothie. i didnt get around to gettin the mimosa honey which i still plan on gettin cuz i need to re-up my tui smoothie. i think i got like maybe 2 uses left of my smoothie. im lookin forward to qhemet's sale to upgrade my burdock root cream and also get the detangling ghee and alma cream one; i've already calculated spending at least $42, EEEK!!

its safe to say qhemet is my next 30 day product challenge depending on when it arrives ; so in place i may have to start on kbb for May. im ready to start my kbb like NOW!!

My twist challenge is the 2nd one im torn with; i love wearing my twist for the week im at work cuz i dont have to do jack..ish for a good 4 days! im hatin this itchy thing. i grease my scalp every 2-3 days w/my pooka butter (gotta re-up on them too in a minute; but will DEFINITELY keep my eye open for the sale) and i spritz my hair n scalp in the AM/PM and still it itches. my hair is increasingly soft and i owe that ALL to my lovely cd reggie. hoooowever, i think im gonna tweak my twist challenge to wear my hair twisted for my 4 days im at work and then out n about my 4 days off.

soooooo, im in desperate need of the works TODAY, i even gotta break out my koilsBN acv rinse AND i plan to use my vatika oil to pre-poo for the first time so im excited. more than likely i'll do a wash n go and report back on tues! actually...scratch that...i need to co-wash w/my YTCucumbers first and do the works before i come back to work Thurs!

Morning Nubie

Love you twist out picture!!! Handsome brother, and loving his hair!!! Last but not least...you are crazy for real!!!

Have a blessed week...

KNH

Nubie, you are so crazy!!!

You left off one challenge.....BAA Growth Challenge....Have you posted your stats yet? Let me go check.

Girl, you are too funny! Sway of your hips, LOL.

I purchased some PZI skinny jeans. The salesperson measured my hips and told me according to their site I wear an 8, WTHeck! I purchase a 12, the jeans barely made it over my calves and halfway up my behind. I will have to get a much bigger pair or a different style.

I hope you make it out to the June 5 meet up. I want to see you live and in living color again.

You get any makeup yet. I am going to start a thread asking people to show off their makeup. I think it will be fun. I hope others will join.

LOL - Nubie

Congrats to Lil Brother ...

Lynnieluve wrote:**buzz, buzz, buzz**

Hey Nubie, just seeing how you are doing today!

**waving from the end of the driveway**

Is that a wasp? I'm out here!!!

hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

Mawnin Nubie *stayin in my car*

ok now that I can stop laughing you dang it fewl!! Your brother is quite handsome! Love his hair!

Morning Nubie!

You brother is very handsome. How long has he been growing his locs? You better stay alert and make sure those wasps don't ambush you...that bee was a warning!

Hey Nubie...girl you are crazy. But if you just walk around outside in the DMV for the next couple of days you will SWEAT that 10 lbs off...girl it's soo hot.

I feel you about being torn about the challenges. I've got the new product itch. LOL. I think I want curls...I need to do that product ingredient check like Chrs keeps telling me to do so I can decrease the chance that I'm wasting money on products.

I'm also not feeling my flat twists for this week..and will likely re do them tonight.

Thank you for the welcome, and you are too funny!

Hey Nubie,

Get it girl with the exercise. And congrats to your brother with his handsome self.

What did you get or have from KBB? I'll be in NY soon and plan to visit there and CD.

@chrs, ok i just left a loooong response on ur page!

@femme; he's been rockin an afro probably from the time he was 5 and decided to lock em around 12. since i started natural its like party time for him cuz i pass him some of my goodies...he got me for my mango butter recently and i gave him some koilsbn citrus butter he really loooooves!! i tell him how hot he is all the time and he shy's away from me when i try to touch his muscles!

@dva; i got the butter, milk, creme, mask, cond poo, deep condish, and shower gel n lotion. the cond poo will definitely stay in heavy rotation if nothing else. i also like the creme...maaaan i love everything. the deep condish i wont replace UNLESS its FREE!!

Ok, so im back wit my YTCucumber results. actually i kept it quite simple only becuz i didnt feel like doin too much to it cuz it was gettin late (ok 6p is late to me in mommy world). I like the smell better than the carrots, but it really doesnt even have a smell to it actually. it spreads really well and started to foam; i had to look at the bottle a few times to make sure it wasnt poo . i didnt detangle cuz i knew i wasnt gonna style it so i didnt want to disturb my coils. i let it sit for a minute so i could sort clothes to wash and twisted a few while it was slathered wit condish (dnt know why, just curious). i rinsed out about 90% n left the rest in and did NOTHING!!

this is the 1st time i co-washed and didnt use a leave-in or some type of styler. i patted my hair w/paper towels n continued on...this morning, the front and some of my left side was still wet but i untwisted w/my pooka butter n oiled my scalp w/afroveda shikakai oil. Thats it!! im at work now...for a few hours (OT-izzle) and when i pulled up my co-worker was like DANG!! ur hair is gettin WILD!! i was like good, mission accomplished!!

i wonder if it was foamy cuz i was heavy handed




rinsed, and i was so gentle so i didnt unravel my twist




i was lazy on the back, i only twisted SOME n coiled the rest


end result


wet side


always my best side


overall, i really do like my YTC and i found it at Ross for $4, so it wasnt a bad deal. i like how it coated my tresses and i honestly didnt have to use as much as i did. i didnt detangle on purpose but it kinda did the job for me, which was unintentional. Im not gonna totally stamp this one becuz i have a gut feeling im gonna like the carrots better than this one. sooooo, once i use both more than twice i can render my verdict. Im not on no CG method becuz some products i use w/cones give me good results. I will say, if u come across this on sale or just curious to try you should get it becuz with either one you'll like it.

Standby, im havin technical difficulties with trying to share me n mason's song i came up with last night. its soooo cute! it's called "i kilt dat spider...i kilt it for you" **warning** i dont promote violence HOWEVER...before we got in bed i seen this mini-scule micro spider, u know the ones u can barely see wit the naked eye...luckily my 20/20 vision caught of glimpse of it, i took a pair of shoes n slowly but surely KILLED IT!! and by golly im NOT ashamed...i know who's behind it...them dmn WASP again, yall think im crazy but its just too much of a co-winky dink that ever since i tore down their neighborhood "all of a sudden" im gettin harassed by all sorts of insects !!! i feel bad i had to RIP that lil spider..he didnt realize he was a mere pawn but at this point its either THEM or ME, its a fight to the death.

After i did a 187 on that spider i held it up and shouted "u wanna romp wit bumba claude...i am the original don dada" (-belly)... "You wanna phk with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!" (-scarface)! i crip walked to celebrate my victory and forgot mason was in the room . He said "mommy u killed that spider?" i said uh...yea mason..i kilt that spider..i kilt it for you; the rest is history!! i came up wit the song..we laid down the track in less than 5 min and sent it to jigga! we bout to take this show world wide baby. i wouldnt be surprised if i get a call...a COLLECT call from lil wayne as we speak BEGGIN to get on the remix!! Stay tuned...

**deep breath** ok laydeez, im off to visit the rest of you...

Nubie I wish you had a Youtube channel. Reading your stories is hilarious...but I swear if I could hear them I would die laughing!

giiiiiiirl, that spider was NOT gonna have me lookin like little miss muffet while i was sleepin!

endorsing? ummm, on initial use i like it but i also like carrots on initial use as well. so i want to use em at least 2 more times to see which one i like the best and which one i'd buy again. i do know i'd definitely buy ONE of them again...just dont know which one.

Love your hair! And you are too funny! I love reading your posts, so I'm just dropping in to say hi.

LMAO!!! You're hilarious! OMGSPIDERSKILLTHEMNOWIHATETHEM. (I am TERRIFIED of spiders.)

Love the hair though, came out great! Gypsy, YOU need to get a move on!! *starts pulling at hair*

LOL poor spider! Sad thing is I WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME EXACT THING!. On to a hair note. I am a big fan of chunky twists because they are so full and luscious looking and the TWIST OUT IS EVEN DREAMIER!!! Your twist out is to die for and is exactly what i go for when i do my twist outs! So congrats to you!

lmaooooooooo at the new song!!! why could I hear you in my head!

The hair looks good, you are really doing a great job!

CocaColaCutie wrote:Nubie I wish you had a Youtube channel. Reading your stories is hilarious...but I swear if I could hear them I would die laughing!

ITA!

"After i did a 187 on that spider i held it up and shouted "u wanna romp wit bumba claude...i am the original don dada" (-belly)..."PRICELESS!!!

OK...I'm really unsure which one to get now. And I saw at Target, they now have Yes to Tomaotes! WTH?!