Curly Hair Tales

asked the Lord for help. Just then she heard footsteps..

it was the curl police...

reached under the bed for her secret Chi Flat Iron. She was contemplating curl suicide.

she switched the setting to high and told them to stand back.

The curl police held their hands in the air and said...

" for killing your curls you shall pay" then the curl police took off her hat and set her....

down to question her about what it was she had been doing to her hair. The curl police went on to ask when was the last time she co-washed? when was the last time she deep conditioned? The questions went on and on [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] ! After calling another curly police officer for back up, they contemplated and decided she had to put in some time!

"Time?" she replied...."You mean JAIL time???" The two curly officers looked at each other and replied "No!"

"Well what kind of time do you mean [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] ???" she cried out!

The curly officer began to walk closer to her, examining her hair slowly, yet very gently and said, "m'am....by no means do we mean jail time.....we mean its HENNA TIME [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] !!!!!"

oh no!! i never henna before!
the mixing...the deep condish..THAT GOOK! do have have too, is there another way? she sat whining...

and the color...it's poo green!

but the curly godmother came in and said, "but wait, there has to be another way to strengthen her hair!! how about amla infused shea butter oil??"

She said, "You mean I dont have to seat around all day with gook that is poo green in my curls?" The curly Godmother said, "No, but you have to take better care of your curls or ...."

Don King may end up being your hair twin!

Don King! Oh no, not that!
Let me make a list...what do I have to do...

To get luscious, bouncy, shiny curls [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

she washed her hair with her favorite shampoo and did a tnc than the phone rang and it was

It was Princess Curlista...telling her she has been granted one wish!

but the wish had to be granted before...

frizz set in and...

and before she knew it, shrinkage took over!

she had to decide...do I accept it or stretch it...

stretch it I will...

so she twisted and pulled. added a curler to the end to add weight...until all her hair was full with twists then...

poof she was a beautiful curlnesta again..but wait...what is happening to....

I'm in the building and I'm feeling myself... she sang. I am so loving these curls.

when a foine gentleman said

hey curly lady...you look so good and i love your curls...would you be interested in...